A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
Freaking adorable !
I WANT A BABY PENGUIN!
Steal one from a zoo I will fully support you in this decision
Only if you help because I am not sneaky.
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
Follow for more fun science facts.
It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
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FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:
FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:
(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
These puns are unavoidable
The reason why Benedict can’t take a role of Batman
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.
"How much money does college cost in America?"